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Wednesday, April 08, 1998

Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Easter Bunny
  
For an Easter bunny, he sure has a lot of stories about being in prison.
With every hop, his bunny pants drop another inch.
He's in his bunny suit ready to go -- and it's October.
Brags that he's starring in own sitcom on the WB called "Bunny Bunny".
When asked why there's a hole in the bottom of his suit, he says, "Them eggs don't lay themselves."
He shows up wearing his Arby's uniform and asks the kids to just "play along."
His "tail" is just flounced up back hair.
He's Jewish.
Cuts off his own foot, gives it to you saying, "This will bring you good luck."
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