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Thursday, May 07, 1998
Top Ten Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different if it Were
Made Today
Grisly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying monkeys out of
the sky with an uzi
Katie bar the door! There's a giant asteroid headed
straight for Oz!
Dorothy steps outside and says, "Like, this is so not Kansas!"
Instead of "oil," tin man moans, "Viagra"
Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy -- audience roots for witch
It would be named "Twister II"
To prepare for his role as the Scarecrow, DeNiro would
have his brain removed
Lovable dog Toto replaced by lovable droid T.O.T.O.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh sh**!
New title -- "Wiz Got Game"
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Grisly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying monkeys out of
the sky with an uzi
·
Katie bar the door! There's a giant asteroid headed
straight for Oz!
·
Dorothy steps outside and says, "Like, this is so not Kansas!"
·
Instead of "oil," tin man moans, "Viagra"
·
Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy -- audience roots for witch
·
It would be named "Twister II"
·
To prepare for his role as the Scarecrow, DeNiro would
have his brain removed
·
Lovable dog Toto replaced by lovable droid T.O.T.O.
·
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh sh**!"
·
New title -- "Wiz Got Game"
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews a Terrorist The "Bruno" star tells how he found a real terrorist for his new film.
