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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, August 10, 1998
Top Ten Signs Madonna Is Getting Old
The only "f-word" she uses is fiber.
Down to one tattoo a week.
Always offers her bondage partners hard candies.
Finally married longtime boyfriend James Brolin.
Getting more forgetful; sometimes sleeps with same man twice.
Most recent video features her writhing seductively on her
little electric scooter.
Lately, the "Material Girl"'s been leaning
towards polyester.
Still runs around naked all the time -- People just ain't
taking as many pictures.
Goodbye, NBA players -- Hello, PGA golfers.
Latest single: "Like a Hot Flash".
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Her cones are starting to sag.
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Goodbye, Rodman and Barkley -- Hello, Safer and Wallace.
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Has to choose "dare" because she can't remember
the truth.
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Her new film: "Desperately Trying to Remember Who
Susan Is."
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Has been complaining that no words rhyme with "osteoporosis."
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
