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Friday, June 11, 1999
Top Ten Things People Say About Their Hosie Cow
"Honestly, I was expecting the cow to be hosier."
"Let's see the Chinese try and steal this."
"I like this even better than Sprinklie Pig."
"This is much better than Hosie Slobodan."
"It's how Jodie Foster got pregnant."
"I hear that gardeners in India worship Hosie Cow."
"Hosie Cow is perfect for serving gravy at Thanksgiving."
"It squirts water out of its tail! You know, just
like a cow."
"This is what Nostradamus meant when he wrote, 'A
plastic urinating cow will take over America's lawns'."
"Put me to sleep mama -- life ain't gonna get any better."
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"It makes my real cow with a hose tied to its tail obsolete!"
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"Hosie Cow is the most effective birth control device
I've ever used."
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"Much cheaper than actually hiring a cow to urinate
on your kids."
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"It's the Cadillac of overpriced plastic crap."
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"I like how there are three different settings
depending on how Hosie you like your cow."
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"Who knew cow urination could be so much fun?"
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
