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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, June 16, 1999
Top Ten Things Kenneth Starr Has Found Out About Al Gore
Was once mistaken for dead guy on a New York City subway
Stole valuable combover secrets from Rudy Giuliani
Often flies on Air Force One as checked baggage
Although he didn't invent the internet, he did invent
those annoying bits of punctuation that look like sideways
faces :-)
He was created by the same guys that did Jar Jar Binks
Voted for Perot in '96
Big fan of the joke, "Tipper? I didn't even kiss her!"
Like G.I. Joe dolls, he has molded plastic underwear that
can't be removed
Had to have an aide explain to him exactly what it was
Bill and Monica were doing
Once had an affair with a magnolia tree
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Caught lip-synching at one speech when the tape began to skip
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Sexually harassed self in windowless corridor
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Once lived "la vida loca" for about ten minutes
back in 1971
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Has crashed several times due to that new computer virus
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Sometimes after too much champagne at state dinners has
two desserts
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In younger, wilder days once missed first four minutes of
civics class at Harvard
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On casual Fridays, wears his tie one percent looser
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Linda Tripp has him on tape confessing to once parking in
a handicapped spot for a minute
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When you call him a Trekkie, angrily confronts you with
"It's Trekker, jackass!"
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Tipper says he's not so stiff after all
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
