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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, December 31, 1999
Top Ten Effects of Y2K
Stuff's gonna 'splode.
The Big Dipper will fall out of the sky and kill a guy in Sweden.
Everyone's voice will suddenly sound exactly like mine.
Michael Jackson will finally look in the mirror and say,
"My God, what the hell is wrong with me?"
There will be a new letter added to the English alphabet--"Ngeepee."
A computer glitch will force Bill Gates to pay off every
American's credit card.
No more answering the phone by saying: "Yello!"
Every kid will lose interest in that Pokemon crap.
Ricky Martin will become even more "mantastic."
Despite assurances from high-ranking officials that it
could not happen, refuting decades of conventional
scientific wisdom, flying the in the face of smug
predictions by so-called experts, Kraft Macaroni &
Cheese will become even cheesier.
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On the plus side, kitties will be slightly cuter.
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Dog and cats will have to be re-neutered.
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That Regis show will be called "Who Wants A Gallon of
Pure Water and Some Ammo?"
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will grow 50 feet tall and
begin eating people.
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Even if you're wearing neither shirt nor shoes, you may
actually get service.
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The "g" in "gnome" will no longer be silent.
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Wednesday and Thursday will switch places.
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ATM machines will now dispense cash in
"original" or "mesquite barbecue."
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Census computers will change every name in America to Tony Danza.
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Jumping on a trampoline will no longer be fun.
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The sun won't work until next Thursday.
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Let's just say Ellen and Anne will be back on our team again.
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Those aliens they're storing in Area 51 will come back to
life, and boy will they be pissed.
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Let's just say you folks in Iowa better know how to swim.
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
