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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, April 06, 2000
Top Ten Things Elian Gonzalez's Dad Said His First Day In The
United States
"You people are some Starbucks-lovin' sons of bitches."
"I want to thank your great land for not turning my
young boy into a political football."
"Something's wrong with this television -- the
picture's in color."
"Elian can wait -- first I visit the grave of Ricky Ricardo."
"I will only be interviewed by respected ABC newsman
Leonardo DiCaprio."
"Does anyone know who shot J.R.?"
"I don't care if you are from the Yankees -- I can't pitch."
"I have just heard a shocking story about your
President Clinton and our cigars."
"As long as I'm here, I also want to take back
Jennifer Lopez."
"What's a Regis?"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
