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Thursday, June 01, 2000
Top Ten Things That Guy Has Heard About Beef
If you eat too much of it, it can make your hair look
really goofy.
It causes "bad acting disease."
It comprises 3% of the average McDonald's cheeseburger.
It tastes great then a couple hours later an alien bursts
our of your stomach.
Madonna seems to like it.
Cows are keeping a list of people who eat beef for when
they rise up and kill the humans.
That old lady who said, "Where's the beef?" died
from eating beef and pop rocks.
It just beat Dan Quayle in an early presidential poll.
Something about George Michael and a public restroom.
It's been seen sneaking out of Oprah's house early in the morning.
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If you eat flank steak you see dead people just like that
kid in "The Sixth Sense."
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Responsible for death of those three kids chasing after
the Blair Witch.
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Eating too much makes you crave human flesh.
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A friend of a friend had a burger once and then years
later he died.
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For a few years Tom Arnold was married to about 300 pounds
of it.
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Appeared in an explicit video with Pamela Anderson.
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Can't remember exactly, but it had something to do with
Milton Berle.
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It's rumored to be Al Gore's running mate.
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All American beef comes from cattle personally slaughtered
by Ronald McDonald.
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