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Friday, August 25, 2000
Top Ten Signs Your Kid's School Is Too Crowded
Kid comes home happy saying, "I got to ride
inside the bus today!"
Principal sends warning -- he's not skipping class enough
Teacher needs a U-Haul to bring home the book reports
Losing 60 to 70 kids on class trip is considered "successful"
School play is "The Ten Commandments"--there are
enough kids to play all 100,000 Hebrews
Class photo taken using government weather satellite
The teacher calls out, "Gus Van Rauschenbach"
and 17 kids say, "Here"
Last spring's school bake sale brought in one and a
quarter million
There's a waiting list to get your ass kicked by the
school bully
The kids actually outnumber the rats
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In the yearbook, there are 16 kids crammed into every picture
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Parent-teacher conference begins at 8:00pm and ends December
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School assemblies are held in Yankee Stadium
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To explain concept of zero, math teacher, says,
"That's how many textbooks you get this year"
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School board mails out pamphlet titled "Home
Schooling -- The Wise Choice"
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By the time teacher finishes calling roll, her vocal cords
have swelled to the size of whiffle bats
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
