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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, May 18, 2001
Top Ten Lessons I Learned In College
Success is 1% inspiration and 99% cramming the night
before (Michelle Boyer)
Roommates could be pretty harsh if you're still sleeping
with your Big Bird doll (Brad Schum)
The Spanish Armada was defeated by Queen Elizabeth, not
Queen Latifah (Larry Lewis)
The best way to learn biology is in the backseat of a
Taurus (Anthony Jones)
On Microsoft Word, if you drag down the format window and
click on paragraph, adjusting the line spacing can make your
papers look a lot longer (Kate Evans)
Do your laundry every six months, whether you need it or
not (Kyle Kinney)
Who cares if you don't get invited to the keg party?
Saturday nights you can stay home and enjoy the fine line-up
of CBS shows (Anthony Cherry)
Um...sorry, I'm drawing a blank (Cindy Hoy)
If you major in some lightweight field, goof off and get
bad grades, you could become rich like
Letterman (Travis Coles)
My parents wasted about 60 grand (Dawn Swain)
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There is no co-ed naked lacrosse team. In fact, when you
walk on the lacrosse field naked, people laugh at you
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History teachers not impressed by term papers titled
"How Tom Hanks Won World War II"
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If making it in the real world doesn't involve sleeping
until noon and playing frisbee all day, I'm totally screwed
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The internet is a powerful tool for finding and purchasing
old term papers
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If you find you haven't been getting enough vitamin C in
your diet, remember that Skittles is 10% fruit juice
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
