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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Friday, October 05, 2001
Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Possessed By The Ghost Of Abraham Lincoln
Only chases cars with Illinois license plates
Wags his tail excitedly when there's a Lincoln Day sale at
The Wiz
His face is covered with fur, except right under his nose
Two dogs in sunglasses and ear pieces follow him around
He's the only dog in neighborhood wearing stovepipe muzzle
Damned if he didn't build himself a log cabin doghouse
Your dog loves chicken (a little-known fact -- Abraham
Lincoln loved chicken)
You ask Miss Cleo whether your dog is possessed by
Lincoln, she says, "Uh...yes"
Always honest about taking a leak on the rug
He hates the theater
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Gazes nostalgically for hours at bottle of Log Cabin syrup
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He finds your wallet, chews everything to pieces but the
five-dollar bills
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On his birthday, all of the other neighborhood dogs take
the day off
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
