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Thursday, June 13, 2002
Top Ten Responsibilities Of The U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry
Regiment (Old Guard)
After helicopter takes off from the south lawn,
straightening up any patio furniture that blew
over (Private First Class, Brandon Dunnaback)
Settling disputes between the second and the fourth
infantry (Private First Class, Joshua Brooks)
Saluting like crazy (Specialist, Braulio Ramirez)
Enforcing dress code at Army dances (Specialist,
Johnny Thieken)
If the Commander-in-Chief has a daughter in the Girl
Scouts, we buy lots of cookies (Sergeant, Clay Burns)
To look really good in our uniforms (Private First
Class, Kenneth Dyer)
