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Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Top Ten Perks Of Being Osama Bin Laden's Son
Sometimes lets you work the camera for his videotaped rants
Touching moment when he teaches you how to torture an infidel
As busy as he is, Osama always makes time for Jihad Father
and Son Day
Drop the old man's name at Kandahar TGI Friday's and
you're looking at complimentary popcorn shrimp
Always asked to be celebrity judge at wet burqa contests
Has a surprisingly good collection of early 70's Dylan records
Fast-track membership process at the Tora Bora Country Club
Would be great for picking up babes if you were allowed to
talk to babes
You are one United States airstrike away from running the
damn business
At butcher shop, you always get the tastiest cut of goat
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If you find a scrap of food in his beard, he lets you have it
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You always get the "Camper of the Week" trophy
at his terrorist training camps
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Always up for going out back to toss around the ol' goatskin
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Osama's eight wives = something different for dinner every
night of the week
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Get to call Mullah Omar "Uncle Moe"
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