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Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Top Ten Reasons, I, Joe Lieberman, Would Make A Great President
  
"Not only will my vice president be in an undisclosed location, I won't even reveal who he is"
"I know Microsoft Excel and can type 65 words a minute"
"I've gotten a lot of good advice from Martin Sheen"
"Instead of taking Air Force One, I can use all of my accumulated frequent flier miles"
"Saddam's a president and I'm way less nuts than he is"
"I will change the Constitution to guarantee every American a free DVD player"
"I am very comfortable in oval-shaped rooms"
"It just so happens Spider-Man is a close, personal friend of mine"
"I won't take any crap from France"
"Look at me. Do you honestly think there'll be a sex scandal?"
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