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Thursday, October 16, 2003
Top Ten Perks of Being Stationed In Iraq
"Access to Saddam's extensive collection of Barbra
Streisand CDs" (Sergeant Lillian Rodriguez)
"I'm the only Jonathan Atwood in the Baghdad
phonebook" (Specialist Jonathan Atwood)
"You play cards with those Iraqi government decks --
we use the actual guys" (Sergeant First Class
Timothy Bird)
"We get to test out the Army's new bulletproof
camel" (Sergeant Kevin Kirk)
"You don't need Dr. Phil to lose weight here -- you
just sweat your ass off" (Private First Class
Daniel Ruiz)
"When the C.O. isn't looking, I like to tiptoe around
the presidential palace and play dictator for a
while" (Specialist Nyria Roach)
"It's fun to pick up the phone and say, 'No, Uday and
Qusay are not available right now because they're
dead'" (Specialist Jason Williams)
"Goodbye standard-issue army tent, hello
billion-dollar palace" (Sergeant First Class
Edwin Kolb)
"CBS comedies are even funnier in
Kurdish" (Specialist Jonathan Moore)
"The farther away from the state of California, the
better" (Specialist Noel Ellis)
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