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Monday, November 24, 2003
Top Ten Excuses of the Guy Arrested For Smuggling 750 Pounds
of Bologna
"I wanted to get my Christmas shopping done early"
"Used to smuggle drugs, but now everybody's into the
Atkins diet"
"It seemed like a good idea when I was drunk"
"First I get caught mailing myself in a crate and now this"
"Rush Limbaugh has a new addiction"
"If I refused, Oscar Mayer was going to kill my family"
"I can't bring luncheon meats across the border?
What is this, Russia?"
"Was just a decoy for the guy smuggling 800 pounds of
olive loaf"
"How about I give you fifty pounds of bologna to make
this whole problem go away?"
"It was medical bologna"
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