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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, February 21, 2005
Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A President
Andrew Jackson: "When I withdraw money from the bank,
instead of asking for twenties, I ask for 'Me's'."
James Garfield: "Every morning as I walk into Radio
Shack, my co-workers have to play 'Hail To The Chief'."
George Washington: "I get the History Channel for free."
William Henry Harrison: "I don't just say 'no' when
my wife wants to redo the kitchen--I veto it."
William McKinley: Surefire pickup line: "Want to
'Mount McKinley'?"
Richard Nixon: "Nothing."
Bill Clinton: "I always get V.I.P. treatment at strip clubs."
Zachary Taylor: "I'm named after the guy
who...actually, I'd never heard of him until today."
Thomas Jefferson: "When I show up at Colonial
Williamsburg, I get more tail than Frank Sinatra."
George W. Bush: "It's fun to buy rounds for everyone
and send the tab to the White House."
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
