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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, July 25, 2005
Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming
NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
Convene blue-ribbon committee to explore innovative ways
of ignoring the problem
Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to
patch hole in ozone
Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
Keep plenty of Bud on ice
Invade Antartica
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Have experts "look into it" while president
focuses on Gameboy
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Torpedo big-ass bottle of Gatorade on the sun
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Next generation's gonna be so screwed paying off my
deficit they ain't gonna notice global warming
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Convince Americans that saving the planet is just another
liberal, "big government" scheme
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Burn more fossil fuels so smog will block sun's rays
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
