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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey
  
"Does it go with my shoes?"
"Should I get the extended warranty that covers replacement monkey parts?"
"Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer Monkey Reports'?"
"Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"
"Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm currently engaged to?"
"If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the terrorists have won?"
"Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"
"Should I consider leasing?"
"Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"
"Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"
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