DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Top Ten Dr. Phil Tips For Interviewing Oprah
"Keep the questions short...the less you talk the better"
"Don't take too long in the welcoming hug; Stedman is
huge and he could kick your butt"
"You two can start a club of people who won't marry
their mates"
"Don't bother asking - - She ain't giving you a car"
"Create a safe emotional space where she can express
any conflicted feelings that - - Oh hell, I don't even know
what I'm saying"
"Is it too late to get Koppel to interview her?"
"Grovel"
"Try not to be 'all handsy" backstage"
"Don't humiliate her by asking her to read a lousy
Top Ten List"
"Dave, for once in your life try not to be a dumbass"
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"Think of questions that can be answered with 'You go girl!'"
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"Ask her about kung fu. Oprah loves kung fu"
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"Start apologizing for being a big jerk for the last
15 years"
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"In honor of 'The Color Purple', why not try a purple hairpiece?"
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"For one night, wait until after the show to get drunk"
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"Yeah, right, like she's actually gonna show up"
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"Put her at ease by reminding her nobody actually
watches your show"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
