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Thursday, December 22, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Mall
"Mall security guards won't stop tasering people"
"The mannequins are giving you the finger"
"You toss a penny in the fountain and it hits a corpse"
"Lenscrafters promises glasses 'In about a month'"
"The Sbarro sbucks"
"It's located in the 'bad part' of Fallujah"
"Saturday is 'Mexican Gang Day'"
"You check your coat; 10 mintues later you see it for
sale at J.C. Penney"
"The sales person keeps offering to measure your
inseam, and you're at a bookstore"
"The only thing half-off is Santa's pants"
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"Fanciest gadget at the Sharper Image is a Betamax"
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"Former presidents Clinton and Bush have been called
in to help people evacuate"
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"When you ask for directions to the men's room, guard
points to a fountain"
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"All 12 movie screens are showing Cannonball Run"
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"Most popular question at information desk: "How
do I get the hell out of here?"
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"The pet store is a little too close to the food court"
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"Mall Hours: 12 - 4am"
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"Its motorized revolving doors spin at a brisk 30 mph"
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"Had to buy your toys at FAO Schwarzenegger"
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"1,000 people enter, 500 leave"
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