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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, January 02, 2006
Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions
Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches
Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica
Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360
More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"
Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier
To capture and bring to justice King Kong
Beat the twins at beer pong
Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"
Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week
"Who needs resolutons? Everythng is fine"
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Promote constitutional amendment to ban gay cowboy movies
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Stop drinking again
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Start disastrous war in Iraq
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Check out that "Band Camp" DVD
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Same thing he does whenever there's trouble. Get phony
National Guard gig and "chill"
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
