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Monday, January 16, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Saddam Hussein's Chief Judge Resigned
  
Wants to spend more time with his goat
Unflattering courtroom sketches make him look chunky
Got a part in the hit reality show "Mustaching With The Stars"
Just named partner at the law firm Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, and Weintraub
Lost faith in everything after finding out Oprah's book club is rigged
Courtroom reeks of beard dye and curry
Finally got clearence to open Iraq's first Jack in the Box franchise
I don't know, the daily death threats?
Conflict of interest -- he also enjoys eating Doritos in his underpants
Tired of Saddam calling him a "Godless, son-of-a-whore"
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How many times can you lop off a thief's hand before it get's old?

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Found out how much Paula Abdul's getting to judge American Idol

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Taking six months off to tour with Coldplay

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Commuting two hours each day by camel really blows

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Knew there was no chance for conviction once he learned jury was from L.A.

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