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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Top Ten Good Things About Winning A Gold Medal (Presented By Olympic Gold Medal Winning Speed Skater, Chad Hedrick)
  
It holds 10,000 songs
For one week, the government won't tap my phone
As long as I'm in Italy, complimentary meatballs
It's accepted as a one hundred dollar chip at any Trump casino
Flash this baby, and you'll never have to serve jury duty again
Makes one kick-ass belt buckle
It's the perfect counterpart to my 8th grade chess trophy
I've already been approached by "Skating with Celebrities"
I won a prestigious award without having to play a gay cowboy
It deflects stray gunshots from Dick Cheney
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Fifty cents off bags of Gold Medal Flour

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Can melt it down and make the world's only gold plated shrimp fork

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