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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Top Ten Signs Gas Is Expensive
It's so expensive, Batman is patrolling the streets on a Schwinn
It's so expensive, mobsters are dousing snitches with
olive oil
It's so expensive, Domino's only delivers within walking distance
It's so expensive, moviegoers flock to "RV" just
to see someone driving
It's so expensive, Tom Cruise agreed to be a guest for 5
gallons of unleaded
It's so expensive, you're actually willing to carpool with Regis
It's so expensive, Starbucks is selling Gasaccino
It's so expensive, it's negatively influencing our foreign
policy, hurting millions of hardworking Americans and
threatening to throw our economy into absolute chaos
It's so expensive, Anna Nicole Smith married the night
manager of a Texaco
It's so expensive, Britney Spears' baby is driving a Prius
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Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
