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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, July 28, 2006
Top Ten Dumb Guy Ideas For Lowering Gas Prices
Make all roads downhill
Cheaper self-service price if you pump the oil and refine
it yourself
Gas comes from dinosaurs, so all we need are more dinosaurs
Invade Iraq
Give Cheney a sawed-off shotgun and have him stick up an Exxon
Tax cuts for the rich
Get Bush and the middle east to straighten everything out
on Oprah
Jet packs for everyone
Gas only costs 12 cents a gallon in Venezuela; drive to
Venezuela for gas
Get tubby genius Al Gore to figure it out
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Squint your eyes so the 3 looks like a 2
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Pay for gas with Canadian dollars
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Conserve fuel by lowering speed limit to 4 miles per hour
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
