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Friday, July 28, 2006

Top Ten Dumb Guy Ideas For Lowering Gas Prices
  
Make all roads downhill
Cheaper self-service price if you pump the oil and refine it yourself
Gas comes from dinosaurs, so all we need are more dinosaurs
Invade Iraq
Give Cheney a sawed-off shotgun and have him stick up an Exxon
Tax cuts for the rich
Get Bush and the middle east to straighten everything out on Oprah
Jet packs for everyone
Gas only costs 12 cents a gallon in Venezuela; drive to Venezuela for gas
Get tubby genius Al Gore to figure it out
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Squint your eyes so the 3 looks like a 2

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Pay for gas with Canadian dollars

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Conserve fuel by lowering speed limit to 4 miles per hour

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