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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Top Ten Taco Bell Excuses
Drugs help hide the taste of coyote meat
Can't keep staff focused since the Britney/Kevin split
Hard to tell what customer ordered through cheap
drive-thru microphone, am I right, ladies and gentlemen?
We need to hire more drug-sniffing chihuahuas
The drugs should kill the E. coli
No number 5 -- writer ate bad taco
He asked for a value meal, he got a value meal
Who cares? It's Impressionist Week
Accidentally gave the guy Rush Limbaugh's order
We were thinking outside the bun
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The morphine's supposed to go in the quesadillas
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We're trying out a brand new product called the
MexiDrugWrap Supreme
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What did you think was in the Chalupa?
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We want to expand your waist and your mind
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If you think that's bad, you don't want to know what's in
the sour cream
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
