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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine
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"Yo, it's Raul. Where's the key to the humidor?"
"It's Blockbuster. Please return 'Girls of The Revolution Gone Wild'"
"Which fatigues do you want to be buried in, the olive green ones, or the slightly darker olive green ones?"
"It's Kim Jong Il -- when you're gone, can I have your Playstation?"
"Mel Gibson here. I think we both know who's responsible for this"
"Does this mean you're dropping out of 'Dancing With The Stars'?"
"Holy crap, El Nino's on Letterman"
"This is Paula Abdul. I just want to say, hey, wah the...like, when, wow, I heard... okay, later"
"It's Saddam Hussein-- See you soon!"
"Wow, congratulations on having Cuba's only answering machine"
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"Who knew decades of overeating and cigar smoking would be bad for your health?"

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"Hey, it's O.J. I didn't have anything to do with this one, right?"

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"Dude, wake up! 'Scrubs' has an all-musical episode"

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"Um, should we pencil you in as a 'Maybe' for the Havana 10-K fun run?"

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"It's your lawyer, as requested in your will -- everything goes to Beyonce"

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