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Monday, January 22, 2007

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The 108-Inch Television
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"Do I want the neighbors to know that I watch 'Maury'?"
"Will I finally see all the rich detail I've been missing in 'According to Jim'?"
"Is my living room roughly the size of Yankee Stadium?"
"Will a 108-inch Wolf Blitzer scare the dog?"
"Do I really need to spend ten grand to watch 'Judge Joe Brown'?"
"Are these the same bastards that sold me that 108-inch toaster?"
"Do I need a television that weighs more than I do?"
"What do I do with my old 103-inch television"?
"If I don't buy it, do the terrorists win?"
"Can I still get the 'Late Show' in low-definition?"
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