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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Top Ten Things I've Learned Working For Dave Letterman
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"Heart bypass surgery is a good cover for a facelift and hair plugs"
"If Regis calls, Dave's 'in a meeting'"
"It wouldn't be Monday without Dave's fresh-baked banana nut muffins"
"Just like Britney -- never wears underpants"
"He may be demanding, he may be difficult, but at the end of the day, he's a real prick"
"I'm declining to comment on the advice of my attorney"
"Dave thinks everyone on the staff is named Doug"
"I love working for David Letterman. He is an honorable man."
"I have wasted my life"
"He'll always answer to, 'Hey, asshole'"
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