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Friday, February 09, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win A Grammy
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You're built like the heavyset "Dreamgirl," but you can't sing like her
Only song is a love ballad to Fidel Castro
Instead of gold or platinum, your album went cardboard
Whenever you sing, neighborhood pets begin humping each other
Your name is Kevin Federline
Album is 50% singing, 50% wet, hacking cough
The last award you won was for eating the most ribs
Your music is played primarily at rodeos
In your attempt to bring sexy back, you got a sexually transmitted disease
Snoop Dogg referred to your last album as a "Piece of shizzle"
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