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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On Valentine's Day
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"Ted, meet Carl -- he's going to be joining us this evening"
"I got us two tickets to 'Norbit' "
"Don't hang up, directory assistance lady -- you're my Valentine!"
"There's a diaper-wearing astronaut at the door for you"
"If you want to cuddle afterward, it's another $50"
"Valentine's Day is on the 14th this year?"
"I got you the smallest box of chocolates because frankly, you're too damn tubby"
"We'll do something in a couple of days -- it's Late Show Ventriloquist Week"
"I picked these flowers up at the cemetary"
"Table for one, Mr. Letterman!"
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