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Friday, February 16, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your City Is Too Fat
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Town's fire hydrants spew Cheez Whiz
Majority of 911 calls involve people stuck in doorways
People only vote because they're hoping a Twix bar will fall out when they pull the lever
All the Streets named after cakes; all the Avenues named after pies
Town motto: "Are you gonna finish that?"
When Al Gore's in town people ask, "Who's that skinny guy?"
Elevators have maximum occupancy of 1
Townsfolk still talk about summer of '53 when somebody ordered a salad
Every night on the news, the top story is a bridge collapse
Officially changed name to Fat-Ass-Achusetts
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