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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Top Ten Messages Left On Britney Spears' Answering Machine
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"It's Bill Clinton. I hear you're confused and vulnerable. Call me"
"Hi Britney. Good news -- we now have a revolving door at the rehab center"
"Al Gore here. You're contributing to global warming, because your new look is hot!"
"It's K-Fed. Who would've thought I'd look like the responsible one?"
"It's Melania Trump. Think you and the clippers can fix the mess on Donald's head?"
"I'm calling from 'American Idol.' Would you like to replace Paula Abdul as our crazy judge?"
"NASA calling -- we think you might be astronaut material"
"Carol Channing here. I want my wig back, bitch"
"Hey, it's Paris. Are we still sluttin' it up this weekend?"
"This is the hair salon -- you left your underpants here"
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"You need help with your addiction to getting help"

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"It's K-Fed. If you really want to hit rock-bottom, I suggest making a rap album"

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"It's Donald Trump. Any interest in being the next Miss USA?"

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"This is Ted at the rehab clinic. If you check in two more times, you get a free tote bag"

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