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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Newt Gingrich
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When people say Newt Gingrich screwed the middle class, wife says, "Damn straight"
Comes home late from work smelling all newty
You find a love letter signed by the "Newt-Ron Bomb"
She starts buying black-market Vicodin for Rush Limbaugh
You find a congressional gavel floating in the hot tub
A strange voice on the answering machine asks your wife if she wants to "'Newt' it up this weekend"
During sex, she screams provisions from the 1994 Contract With America
She's on the phone in the other room and all you can make out is "Trent Lott" and "Threesome"
No number 2 -- writer still stuck on grounded JetBlue flight
There's a photo of them on Newt Gingrich Is Sleeping With Your Wife.com
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