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Monday, March 19, 2007

Top Ten Signs You've Been Watching Too Much College Basketball
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To get in the mood, you ask your wife to dress like Billy Packer
Human resources asks you to stop handchecking co-workers
When announcer says Butler guard A.J. Graves averages 2.4 rebounds per game, you mutter, "It's 2.3, moron"
Recently hired a guy to mop up your sweat
Your kids are seeded according to how much you love them
In honor of Texas A&M, you name your triplets "A," "M," and "Ampersand"
Checked into rehab to kick $500-a-day "nacho cheese" habit
In a pinch, you ask, "What would UNLV assistant coach Greg Grensing do?"
The nagging voice in your head saying, "Cheney and I should really be focusing on Iraq"
Difficult to tell where your ass ends and the couch begins
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Been weeks since you've uttered a sentence that didn't include "Gonzaga"

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Last time you looked at the newspaper, Bush had a favorable approval rating

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Can't remember your kids' names yet you can spell "Krzyzewski"

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You only remember your mother's birthday because it's the same day as Greg Gumbel's

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The Jim Nantz tattoo on your ass

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Your medical alert bracelet reads, "In case of emergency, please TiVo Friday's Oregon - UNLV game

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Your all kitty re-enactment of the Arizona-Purdue game

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