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Monday, April 23, 2007

Top Ten Things I Learned From "American Idol"
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The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
It's very important to "keep it real, dawg."
I should have gone for the Immunity Idol -- oh wait, that's "Survivor"
On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk
Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
When you forget the words, just do this (Sanjaya belts out, "OHHHHHHH")
Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
Nothing
America loves performers with bad hair -- right, Dave?
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