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Monday, June 04, 2007

Top Ten Things Paris Hilton Heard Today In Prison
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"No, we don't have a room service menu"
"Versace doesn't make an orange prison jumpsuit"
"Say 'That's hot' one more time and I'll smother you with a pillow"
"Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said"
"I assume you're accustomed to people watching you shower"
"No number five -- writer too heartbroken"
"If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets"
"I'm in here for illegally downloading video of you off the Internet"
"May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?"
"Tell Letterman we can't accept any more flowers"
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