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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Top Ten Excuses Of The Tuberculosis Traveler
 Top Ten   
"Calm down -- most of the people I coughed on were foreigners"
"How was I supposed to know drug-resistant bacteria was a bad thing -- who am I, House?"
"When the doctor told me I had 'TB,' I assumed he meant 'Terrific Breath'"
"Of course my judgement was impaired! I had Tuberculosis you moron!"
"If people with a dangerous communicable disease are not allowed to travel among innocent civilians, then the terrorists have won"
No number 5 -- writer infected by Tuberculosis Traveler
"Ha! You've been Tuberculosis'd"
"It's just drug-resistant Tuberculosis. What harm can it do?"
"Surgical mask made me feel like Spider-Man"
"Hey it's still better than flying JetBlue. Am I right, people?"
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