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Monday, June 11, 2007

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through These People's Minds
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"I never realized how beautiful Hot Springs, Arkansas is upside down"
"Well, it's better than flying JetBlue"
"Hairpiece glue, don't fail me now"
"Why didn't I notice the name of the ride is 'Power Outage'?"
"Who's operating this thing, Lindsay Lohan?"
"Where's Spider-Man?"
"Am I being 'Punk'd?'" -- We know this is an old reference, but it's summer! Watch for all-new jokes this fall
"How long before I urp those cheese fries?"
"Worst Al Qaeda plot ever"
"This isn't as disappointing as the 'Sopranos' finale"
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"Hurry up -- I've got to get home to watch the 61st Annual Tony Awards on CBS"

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"It's still safer than a New York City cab"

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"Do roller coaster cars have 24-hour live OnStar assistance?"

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"For an amusement park, there's nothing remotely amusing about this"

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"This blows"

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