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Monday, June 18, 2007

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Mitt Romney
  
Name is short for "Mitzi"
In favor of tax-cuts for hunky, white dudes
Starts each day by wrasslin' a gator
Made his fortune selling counterfeit Prada handbags
Won NRA endorsement by vowing to shoot twice as many old guys as Cheney
Once defeated Chuck Liddell for Ultimate Fighting Championship title
Is the model on packages of Jockey underpants
When he leaves politics, plans to spend golden years with his hair
Would be the first Mitt in the White House since Mitt Quincy Adams
Besides Hillary, only candidate who wears a bra
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