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Monday, July 16, 2007

Top Ten Things I'd Rather Be Doing Right Now
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Knitting sweaters for my bulldogs Paris and Lindsay
Calling Regis Philbin and hanging up
Promoting my new line of jewelry on QVC
Horse play
Just coolin' with shorties, drinking some forties
Laminating clips and ticket stubs for my Carol Channing scrapbook
Wasting CBS airtime (oh wait, I am already doing that)
Lecturing teens on the dangers of online poker
Enjoying a chuckle over Jay's "Headlines"
Quietly sleeping, like our audience
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Chatting about Harry Potter on mugglenet.com

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Training for a high-paying career driving the big rigs

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Emptying my dryer's lint trap

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Attending an unlicensed rodeo

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Anything

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