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Friday, July 20, 2007

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Summer Camp
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"By the end of archery we need enough squirrels for grilling"
"My toothbrush, your toothbrush, what's the difference?"
"That video of the bear eating your leg is on YouTube"
"Welcome to Shaq's camp for fat kids"
"Good news -- we're on the cover of 'Lyme Disease' magazine"
"Children, please enjoy the comedy of Eddie Brill!"
"Across the lake to the east is the girls' camp; across the lake to the west is the state hospital for the criminally insane"
"Relax, this camp isn't haunted, despite the dozens of people who've been murdered here"
"Welcome to Hell, punks"
"It's February. Face it, your parents aren't picking you up"
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