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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
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"House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it"
"Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players"
"Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"
"I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama"
"Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'"
"Steroids made me all crazy"
"Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on"
"Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring"
"Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond"
"Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
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