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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Approval Rating
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Play comical slide-whistle every time he screws up
Release NSA wiretaps of Jessice Biel's hot phone conversations
Tell everyone "W" stands for "Whoa, this guy's awesome!"
Help O.J. find the real memorabilia
Send 20,000 troops to stop Michael Jackson's wedding
Devote weekly radio address to discuss what's happening on "The Hills"
What do you mean "boost"? Everything's great!
Co-star in a movie with a monkey
Go on television; Say, "You know what? I did lose in 2000"; Hand over the keys to Gore
Appoint blue ribbon commission to find out what happened to the Mets
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Put Jessica Alba on Rushmore

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I don't know... catch Osama?

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Change the phrase "Stay the Course" to "Who Wants Nachos?"

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Bake some pies -- everybody loves pies

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Retire.

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