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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Top Ten Signs There's A Ghost In The White House
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White House staffers have sensed a cold presence that's not Condoleeza
Rattling chains and agonized screams make the place sound like Gitmo
Someone's been reading the intelligence memos
Mysterious force keeps pulling Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne's pants down
Bush looks scared even when he's not looking at poll numbers
Halliburton has offered a $3 billion contract to the Ghost Whisperer
Medical documentation proves Cheney's been dead since '96
Actually, with Bush on vacation every two weeks, it's like having a ghost in the White House -- am I right, America?
Laura saw Saddam Hussein wearing underpants and eating Doritos
Mysterious banging and moaning noises in Oval Office, but Bubba ain't there
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Ghost of Truman spending more time in the Oval Office than the president

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The CIA and Joint Chiefs recently met for an emergency screening of "Ghostbusters"

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Cheney's been showing up to meetings with his 12-gauge

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New cabinet position: Secretary of Demonology

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TV is tuned to CNN instead of George W. Bush's usual channel, Nick at Nite

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President has dispatched 20,000 troops under his bed

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Poltergeists keep turning up hidden Al Gore ballots

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