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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Dalai Lama
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"What is that, some kind of Halloween get up?"
"Is there a peaceful way for me to bomb Iran back to the stone age?"
"I got one for you -- why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"
"Where's Mrs. Lama?"
"Are you that Japanese guy my dad threw up on?"
"Is it true yoga is the new oil?"
"What the hell is happening on 'Lost'?"
"How's business in Dollywood?"
"Have you ever met Dr. Phil?"
"I know your cousin Barack O'Lama"
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"Haba ingles?"

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"Oh, did I dry my hands on your ceremonial robe?"

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"Did you have to rig an election to get voted Dalai Lama?"

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"How's your wife, Posh Lama?"

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"Dude, you ever thought about Rogaine?"

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"How the hell did the Colorado Rockies make it into the World Series?"

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"Lama, what's that Italian?"

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