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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're Watching Bad Election Coverage
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TV reporters seem to be using the word "dude" a lot
Because of the writers strike, they show reruns of the Reagan-Mondale election
Exit polling question: "Did you have trouble finding the exit?"
Three candidates each received 50% of the votes
Top half of screen shows election coverage, bottom half is "American Gladiators"
Pundit says it's looking unlikely Bush will be re-elected
It's 3 hours of Dog the Bounty Hunter yelling racial slurs
Correspondent spends most of the evening hitting on Kucinich's hot wife
Wolf Blitzer wanders on set screaming, "Top story -- daddy's drunk!"
Still haven't projected winner from Iowa
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Anchor is on a trampoline yelling, "C'mon everybody, Newsercise!"

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Political analysts: Simon, Paula, and Randy

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Instead of New Hampshire, reporters are all in New Mexico

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It's called "Campaign '96"

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Thinking they're in commercial, anchor is seen yanking his "lever"

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Only results they give are for "Celebrity Apprentice"

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