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Friday, January 18, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster Movie
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Monster comes to New York, takes in a matinee of "Jersey Boys" and leaves
He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them
It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list
It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos
The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days
It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah"
The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers
Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild
Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard)
After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
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Monster gets its ass kicked by New York City rats

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Scientists recklessly breed a monkey that's nearly 5% larger than the average monkey

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Before he eats anyone monster says, "Flesh has no carbs, right?"

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Only thing monster uses to kill with is kindness

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The only way to calm the monster is to play the music of Celine Dion

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Monster dies after eating some bad clams

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Monster walks through city reminding people not to litter

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