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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard At Dick Cheney's Birthday Party
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"Medic!"
"That's nice -- a card from Osama"
"He must be happy -- he's sneering from ear to ear"
"MMMMM! chocolate cake with Lipitor frosting"
"Clear!"
"Dick, you don't look a day over 93"
"Hey, his daughter is making out with Condoleeza"
"Instead of a pinata, we're gonna beat a Gitmo inmate"
"How about a rousing chorus of 'For He's a Miserable, Old Prick!"
"Duck!"
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"Time to shoot out the candles"

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"Anyone who didn't buy a gift will be sent to Gitmo"

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"For a guy with heart problems, maybe a surprise party wasn't the way to go"

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"It was Laura's idea for the party and George's idea to have it at Pizza Hut"

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"We bought the cake from Halliburton for only 18 grand"

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